Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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