I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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