I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i think my cat just said my name.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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