Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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