So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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