We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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