I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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