you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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