if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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