You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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