Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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