He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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