Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Randomize
