Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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