me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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