we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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