His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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