Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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