I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so let's talk penis.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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