i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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