whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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