i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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