we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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