oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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its like you know when i get waxed
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