i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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