im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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