I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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