hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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