google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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