this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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