So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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