It's Friday. Sex?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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