My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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