He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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