I'm jealous of your bromance
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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