I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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