put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This is classic penis vs brain.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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