In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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