did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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