I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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