I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
