don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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