So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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