BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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