It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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