While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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