community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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