this beer tastes like vomit already
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
