can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
And then he peed in my hair
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