As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I deserve this hangover.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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