Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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