do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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